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Left 4 Dead: Awesome Co-op - Horrible Everything Else

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Left 4 Dead At this very moment thousands of ignorant little Valve slaves are flocking to pick up the newest zombie horror game to hit the market--Left 4 Dead. Little do they know that they are about to get home and promptly shout a blood curdling WTF after playing the first chapter of the game. I'm not even going to try and fluff around the edges with this one. It sucks, it's boring, it's repetitive, it looks six years out of date, and it's little more than a bunch of multiplayer maps that can be played in single player. In fact, that's the game's only redeeming quality whatsoever. I'm not going to lie, I had huge expectations for this game, but the reality is a complete joke.

Yesterday like many other slaves to the market, I trudged over to the local Gamestop to pick up my reserved copy of Left 4 Dead. On the way home I was extremely pumped... partially from my recent Fallout 3 high, but also because I knew this was going to be some quality zombie killing action. Holy shit, was I completely wrong! After an hour I was already itching to turn the game off and after two I completely stopped taking the game seriously and started to just wander into zombies in order to let my teammates save me for fun.

Fallout 3: Ten Years in the Making

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Fallout 3 What hasn't already been said? No need for a long strung out rant, or even a huge article praising Bethesda. Fallout 3 is here, it kicks mutant ass, and you've probably already read all that there is on every aspect of the game. Honestly, I'm kind of glad that it took this long too. If we had received what was originally promised as Fallout 3 from Interplay and Black Isle (codenamed Van Buren), I'm not sure it would have been nearly as good--if Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel of was anything to go by. I played the unfinished tech demo they released and it seemed like their heart was in the right place, but it was cartoony and exactly Fallout 2 forced into a 3D world. Bethesda just has a knack for immersion and great art direction, so what we see here is more of a reinvention of the series, rather than a true sequel.

Far Cry 2: One hell of an overhyped waste of time

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Far Cry 2 I'm going to cut right to the point with this rant. If you were wondering which of the recent holiday season games to spend some money (Fallout 3, Dead Space, Left 4 Dead, Gears of War 2), save yourself the trouble and don't bother with Far Cry 2. In fact, you'll be doing yourself a favor if you wait until it's in the bargain bin for $15 or $20. I usually will at least give the game the benefit of the doubt and play it all the way through--even if it's ending up on my shit list--but this fucking turd had me so bored out of my skull and pissed at the mind numbing game play that I couldn't even make it through a full ten hours. I was seriously speechless at the shear stupidity that went into what could have been a potentially huge game. Simply put: It just sucks, and HARD.

Dead Space: Event Horizon meets Doom 3 with a smidge of The Thing and Alien on top

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Dead Space In the mood for some survival horror gaming? Do you miss that warm fuzzy feeling you get from cutting off the limbs of your enemies, or that satisfy crunch when you crush their head? If you've been longing for some hot bloody action, Dead Space is definitely the game for you. Having heard nothing about this release in prior months, I wasn't quite sure what to expect, but so far I'm extremely happy with what the game has to offer and how it is presented. Simply put, it advertises itself as a straight up survival horror game and it has turned out to be all that and more. The title might be a bit confusing, but Dead Space really is a combination of all four of those elements in one beautiful game. Of course it's far from perfect, few games are these days, yet it delivers on every level from psychological immersion to intense sound to beautifully crisp visuals.

When I bought the game I brought it home fully expecting to be disappointed, or to have another Doom clone that would just be average. Instead, I've been extremely pleased with it and found myself scared on more than one occasion. So, whats to like? It's all in the presentation.

Clear Sky Pissing You Off? Try this.

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So, you've played STALKER: Clear Sky and after hours of frustration, bugs, patching, and utterly failed game play, you're pissed as all hell. The good news is that if you haven't played the original in awhile, there are three great reasons to give it another spin: Oblivion Lost, Sky4ce, and Float32. As you've probably noticed, many of the top games these days have a huge community mod following. These three in particular stand out as must haves and really overhaul the game to what it was meant to be. In their early stages each promised to enhance varying aspects of the game, but now that they have matured combining them gives STALKER a completely different feel... and for the better!

Let's start with Oblivion Lost 2.2, the latest release as of this article. Designed as a complete reinvention of STALKER, OL adds all the elements they TRIED to use in Clear Sky without success. Faction wars, random deadly blow outs (pictured above), cooperative play, a larger selection of weapons and armor, tweaked game balancing, random and moving anomalies, new enemies, sound and weather overhaul, and a ton of additional features. OL really is STALKER as it should have been from the beginning! I definitely recommend installing this and starting a fresh game. You'll really feel as though Clear Sky was a completely botched attempt at doing what a couple of people implemented for free.

Oblivion Lost

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